Bessie
Krystal
In your pants
Dag yo! What up dawg?
Get your foot off my elbow!
She threw her glass eye into his mouth and he choked to death.
They were so antisocial.
Norman
Marleah
In the janitor's closet
8 inches.
You'd better be BIG!
A dog came in and ate his shoes when they went swimming.
Can we join you? We have some chainmail in our pockets.
Dave
Kim
In Alicia's bed
Look at my sexy body... I can't see my willy!
Sorry, did that hurt?
The world of men was failing, so Kim dressed up as Gimli and started a revolution.
Wow.
Santa Claus
Kim
The toe sock factory
You're milkshake brings me to the yard.... okay, let's fuck.
I'm scared!
They invited Kreuger in for a 3some, then kicked her out and asked the neighbours to join in instead.
Is that a real llama? Maybe we should get one.
Chris E.
Ashley K.
Behind the beer store
Why won't you put out?
Sex makes me bored.
The world got high and John Handcock got resurected.
Let's join in next time.
Alex
Jamie
A topless bar
You smell!
But I'm nervous.
They went to the cupboard, drank too much, then hired a gypsy to tell their fortunes.
Chigga mon!
Geoff
Tonya
Potato bagging factory
Are you okay? You look like you're going to be sick!
If I was a man I would have a beard to the ground by now because you're TAKING SO LONG!!
They did IT!!!
I want to get cheese, then later, sex.
Adam
Alicia
A room in the mental institution devoted to learning the art of porn moves
Do you have a problem with little people?
Stop staring, they're fake, okay?
Trogdor whacked off in front of them, crushing them with his sperm.
My word, that just turns me on.
Travis Roe
Krystal
At Mar's condom store
Pirates in thongs turn me on!
I should have told you this before, but this will cost 99 cents a minute.
It rained men. He cheated on her by giving a blow job to some other guy. She shot them both, damn dirty homos.
Those are some ugly kids.
